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Apotheosis and Misanthropy walk into a bar...


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Όνομα Συγγραφέα: Οξια Τ.

Είδος: Σαρκαστική φαντασία (λέω εγώ... αν καποιος έχει να προτίνει κάτι άλλο δεκτό)

Βία; Όχι

Σεξ; Όχι (ακόμα μάλλον...)

Αριθμός Λέξεων: Λίγες

Αυτοτελής; Οχι. 1ο μερος

Σχόλια: Εμπνευσμένο από και αφιερωμένο στον άνθρωπο που υπήρξε η έμπνευση του Τιμ Ρόμπινς για κείνους τους τύπους που επιστρέφουν οργισμένοι από θερμά κλίματα...

 

"These tourists will be the death of me…".

Apotheosis chirps "Cheer up! They'll be elevated someday, you'll see".

Barkeep asks, "What'll it be?"

Apotheosis chimes, "A Lacrima Christi for me".

Misanthropy mutters, "an Absinthe, even though it's illegal, if you please".

 

"Where's Charles Baudelaire? He's 'sposed to meet us at 3".

Barkeeps says "he never shows up - he Absinthe's himself too much".

 

"How about an Inferno, Misanthropy?, the opposite of Lacrima Christi – you'll see, the yang to her yin, it won't be a sin – and I promise a hell of a night for Apotheosis and Misanthropy, a memorable night, Sir, with a giant apostrophe".

 

Τo be continued...

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  • 4 weeks later...

"Don't worry, love! I won't hurt you!"

Apotheosis and Misanthropy hear Sadism saying to Masochism.

They are sitting next to them.

"You should have let me drink that bleach..." Misanthropy is talking to himself.

"That would be too easy for you..." Apotheosis laughs "...and I've got other plans... for us!"

"Where is that damn Charles anyway...? He's late!"

Apotheosis offers a tender smile to the wall that almost deafens Misanthropy.

 

To be continued...

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  • 3 weeks later...

"Will I finally achive apotheosis? On a desolate, windswept mountain? Then again, perhaps the theosis part is what's worth concentrating on..." Misanthropy mutters

 

"The fact's that geography does not change things, but it can certainly make life more plesant." Apotheosis warbles.

 

You know who you are…if you've read this far. And you are probably laughing (too loud) right now... because you recognise yourself... but remember, along with Colette, "If I cannot have too many truffles, then I won't have any at all".

 

NB: 'Ur' is an ancient civilization, 'U' is not a word.....

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Εεε...χμ... :dazzled:

Does not compute... :unsure:

Τι ειναι αυτο;Δεν εβγαλα νοημα.Ωραια η χρηση της γλωσσας και το περιεργο το θεματος αλλα..δεν...

Θα βοηθουσε αν ποσταρες την ιστορια σε μεγαλυτερα μερη κι οχι παραγραφο-παραγραφο, you know.

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Προς άπαντας ενδιαφερομένους (και μη...-;)

Επιτρέψτε μου άλλες 2 καταχωρήσεις και το αίνιγμα θα πάρει μορφή -είπε ο δάσκαλος του Ζεν με τα ζαφειρένια μάτια που είχαν αλλάξει χρώμα πριν από 7 χρόνια καικανείς δεν είχε καταφέρει ακόμα να δώσει μια ικανοποιητική εξήγηση...

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